David Schlosberg - Biography
WORK
Online sales and marketing, product management and customer acquisition expert
who delivers traffic, conversions and all measures of online success
EDUCATION
Master of the Arts (MA), Communication
Management - University of Southern California (USC)
BSBA, Decision and Information Sciences (DIS)
- University of Florida (UF)
RELIGION
Jewish-Christian , Essay on
Life and Death, Peace
HOBBIES
Beach volleyball, food and wine, travel
CHARITIES & BOARDS
USC Young
Alumni Council
LACES

Epitaph - don't read until I'm dead :)



Before he was famous, before he painted the Mona Lisa and the Last Supper,
before he invented the helicopter, before he drew the most famous image of man,
before he was all of these things, Leonardo da Vinci was an artificer, an
armorer, a maker of things that go "boom".
And, like you, he had to put together a resume to get his next gig. So in 1482,
at the age of 30, he wrote out a letter and a list of his capabilities and sent
it off to Ludovico il Moro, Duke of Milan.
The translation of this letter is quite remarkable:

"Most Illustrious Lord, Having now sufficiently considered the specimens of
all those who proclaim themselves skilled contrivers of instruments of war, and
that the invention and operation of the said instruments are nothing different
from those in common use: I shall endeavor, without prejudice to any one else,
to explain myself to your Excellency, showing your Lordship my secret, and then
offering them to your best pleasure and approbation to work with effect at
opportune moments on all those things which, in part, shall be briefly noted
below.
- I have a sort of extremely light and strong bridges, adapted to be most
easily carried, and with them you may pursue, and at any time flee from the
enemy; and others, secure and indestructible by fire and battle, easy and
convenient to lift and place. Also methods of burning and destroying those of
the enemy.
- I know how, when a place is besieged, to take the water out of the
trenches, and make endless variety of bridges, and covered ways and ladders,
and other machines pertaining to such expeditions.
- If, by reason of the height of the banks, or the strength of the place and
its position, it is impossible, when besieging a place, to avail oneself of
the plan of bombardment, I have methods for destroying every rock or other
fortress, even if it were founded on a rock, etc.
- Again, I have kinds of mortars; most convenient and easy to carry; and
with these I can fling small stones almost resembling a storm; and with the
smoke of these cause great terror to the enemy, to his great detriment and
confusion.
- And if the fight should be at sea I have kinds of many machines most
efficient for offense and defense; and vessels which will resist the attack of
the largest guns and powder and fumes.
- I have means by secret and tortuous mines and ways, made without noise, to
reach a designated spot, even if it were needed to pass under a trench or a
river.
- I will make covered chariots, safe and unattackable, which, entering among
the enemy with their artillery, there is no body of men so great but they
would break them. And behind these, infantry could follow quite unhurt and
without any hindrance.
- In case of need I will make big guns, mortars, and light ordnance of fine
and useful forms, out of the common type.
- Where the operation of bombardment might fail, I would contrive catapults,
mangonels, trabocchi, and other machines of marvelous efficacy and not in
common use. And in short, according to the variety of cases, I can contrive
various and endless means of offense and defense.
- In times of peace I believe I can give perfect satisfaction and to the
equal of any other in architecture and the composition of buildings public and
private; and in guiding water from one place to another.
- I can carry out sculpture in marble, bronze, or clay, and also I can do in
painting whatever may be done, as well as any other, be he who he may.
Again, the bronze horse may be taken in hand, which is to be to the
immortal glory and eternal honor of the prince your father of happy memory, and
of the illustrious house of Sforza.
And if any of the above-named things seem to anyone to be impossible or not
feasible, I am most ready to make the experiment in your park, or in whatever
place may please your Excellency - to whom I comment myself with the utmost
humility, etc."